QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry