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Boat Tram

Making boat lovers feel well grounded

Boat Tram thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tourists can now take a Tramtacular route of the city

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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