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Boat Tram

Making boat lovers feel well grounded

Boat Tram thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tourists can now take a Tramtacular route of the city

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The only way of catching a train I ever discovered is to miss the train before. - G K Chesterton

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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