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Blake Lively

Celebrity actress re-tires her name

Blake Lively thanks to Keith Blake

It's all in the name

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Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

I'm tired of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

Syncopation: A lively movement from bar to bar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get tired of talking when I want to be silent. - Henry Rollins

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

You're not old until it takes you longer to rest up than it does to get tired. - Phog Allen

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. - Mel Brooks

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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