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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson
If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
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God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey
To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker
There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy
The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers
Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson
If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley
It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
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