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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay
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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace
God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II
Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather
There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois
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