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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert
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Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett
There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce
Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian
A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
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