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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone
Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus
I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas
When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson
There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell
There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy
Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg
Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria
What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey
No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric
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