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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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Mankind should have been my business. - Ebenezer Scrooge
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford
We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey
To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr
If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown
Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar
The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley
Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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