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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd
Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone
Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge
In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton
There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford
Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker
Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather
In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr
Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller
Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown
I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher
To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar
I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
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