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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
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If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
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Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump
We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey
Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker
The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough
Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost
It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde
Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch
Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton
The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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