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Black Bra Sales
Chinese fashion in Jewish clothing - Large demand for large bras
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38.
The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “Please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers, “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
... and this is why the Chinese own us - Business is Business!
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Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd
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I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z
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Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber
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I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
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Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
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Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
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Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker
Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd
Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus
I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton
I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry
Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott
Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber
Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw
Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg
Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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