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Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. - Billy Graham

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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