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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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