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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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