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Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The things that courage can do. - James M Barrie

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed. - Dale Carnegie

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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