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Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage. - Confucius

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next. - Mignon McLaughlin

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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