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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I've always been independent. I've always had courage. But I didn't always own my diabetes. - Mary Tyler Moore

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin - but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what. - Harper Lee

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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