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Bird Entrance

Wrong time to go looking for bird food

Bird Entrance thanks to Jim Serritella

Are you the meal or the meal-ee?

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage without conscience is a wild beast. - Robert G Ingersoll

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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