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Origin of Angry Birds
Cowbirds get others to raise their young
Song Sparrows raise cowbirds because they incubate their eggs. Cowbirds do not build their own nests. Instead, they lay their eggs in the nests of other birds. The “host” birds incubate the cowbird eggs and raise the chicks. Biologists call cowbirds “brood parasites.”
Song Sparrows raise cowbirds because they incubate their eggs. Cowbirds do not build their own nests. Instead, they lay their eggs in the nests of other birds. The “host” birds incubate the cowbird eggs and raise the chicks. Biologists call cowbirds “brood parasites.”
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The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
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The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
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Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
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