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Bird Chocolate

Chocolate cake with half the calories

Bird Chocolate thanks to Howard Chapman

Gourmet chocolate for those on a diet

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad. - C S Lewis


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