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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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