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When bigger is not necessarily better

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

I like big bucks and I cannot lie. - Unknown

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

The big thing is that you know what you want. - Earl Nightingale

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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