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When bigger is not necessarily better

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Never be too big to look up to someone. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The big question is whether you are going to be able to say a hearty yes to your adventure. - Joseph Campbell

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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