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When bigger is not necessarily better

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win. - Jonathan Kozol

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

If you are too big to do the little things, you are too little to do big things. - Jentezen Franklin

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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