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If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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