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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. - Unknown

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. - W Edward Deming

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles


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