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Measuring up for the Indian Army

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Man is the measure of all things. - Protagoras

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The measure of intelligence is the ability to change. - Albert Einstein

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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