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Best Chest Forward

Measuring up for the Indian Army

Best Chest Forward thanks to Barry McCartney

Where size does matter!

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confront: The chest of a prisoner. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Yard: Unit of measurement. In angling, 17 inches. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

A dwarf who brings a standard along with him to measure his own size is a dwarf in more articles than one. - Laurence Stern

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova


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