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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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