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Before The Impact

Why their honeymoon got off to a bad start

Before The Impact thanks to Keith Blake

How to cool off on a hot day

Expect the unexpected when he's around ... a further 'Cooling Off' period was required ...

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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