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Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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