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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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