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Beauty Bag

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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