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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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