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Beauty Bag

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucious

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


The Explanation

High Strung Violinist

Deodorized Pads

Leteracy Night

Redneck Baby Carriage

Stealth Readers

Good Stuff Or Else

Productive Computers

Poodle Power

Trust Issues

Bacon Soda Sales

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

My Time

Lerts

Great White Socks

That's Not A Bagpipe!

Paint Protection

Balanced Writer

Jolly Good Recovery

Tylenol Ban

In Perfect Harmony

Kiosk Hours

Borderline Stupidity

Inside Outside Thinking