Beauty Bag

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney