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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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