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Beauty Bag

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Beauty is not caused. It is. - Emily Dickinson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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