Bear Expectations

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper