QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash