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Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

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Never have a companion who casts you in the shade. - Baltasar Gracian

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


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