#1 humor site on the 'net

Bat Shade

How to get rid of flies on the wall

Bat Shade thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Shadow art catches Batman’s camouflage appearance

QuotaBills
Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein


Back In Five Minutes

Winterized Motorcycle

If IKEA Ran GM

Six Hunnit

Different Drugs

Extreme Value

Spotted Spotters

Ant Attack

Facebook Closure

African Meal on Wheels

Hadoukens

Free Gas

Wannabe Shoplifter

Breaker Bypass

Ice Hand

Invisible Homeless Man

No Muff Too Tough

Safe Removals

Yoga Business Card

Segway in Rural Norway

Mom Lookout

Dog Diner

It's Too Cold To Ride Outside

Ye Olde Simple Simon