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Basketball Cake

NCAA March Madness is a piece of cake!

Basketball Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Could be a golf cake - it's got a hole in one

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Basketball: Dribbling rivalry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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