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Basketball Cake

NCAA March Madness is a piece of cake!

Basketball Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Could be a golf cake - it's got a hole in one

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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