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Basketball Cake

NCAA March Madness is a piece of cake!

Basketball Cake thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Could be a golf cake - it's got a hole in one

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Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan


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