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Bare Bones Love

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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