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Bare Bones Love

Gamma ray dating attracts well developed couple

Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker


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