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Bare Bones Love

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Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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