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Bare Bones Love

Gamma ray dating attracts well developed couple

Bare Bones Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

X-ray proof of a well-scanned relationship

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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