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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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