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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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