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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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