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Baptised Trespassers

Swept off your feet in the parking lot

Baptised Trespassers thanks to Jim Serritella

Parking for Church members only

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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