Baptised Trespassers

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible