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Baptised Trespassers

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Baptised Trespassers thanks to Jim Serritella

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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