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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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