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QuotaBillsThank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb
God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown
Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll
We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn
God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire
History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee
What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley
Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus
God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham
Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I
Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller
Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson
Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible
There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane
It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose
"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta
Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible