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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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