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Baptised Trespassers

Swept off your feet in the parking lot

Baptised Trespassers thanks to Jim Serritella

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May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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