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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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