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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. - Vincent van Gogh

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn