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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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