Bacon Turkey

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton