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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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