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Bacon Turkey

Turkey Dinner a la Redneck at Bubba's place

Bacon Turkey thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When turkey is hard to find

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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