QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor