QuotaBillsPulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell