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Bacon Guitar

Hamming it up at the next jazz session

Bacon Guitar thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Laying it thick on the music chords

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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