QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett
Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid