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Bacon Guitar

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Bacon Guitar thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Laying it thick on the music chords

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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