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My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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