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Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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