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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. - Norman Vincent Peale

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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