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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

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Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it. - James Joyce

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy