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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Complaint always comes back in an echo from the ends of the world, but silence strengthens us. - G K Chesterton

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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