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Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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