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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy