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Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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