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He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master! - JRR Tolkien

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Becoming a dad means you have to be a role model for your son and be someone he can look up to. - Wayne Rooney

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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