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I'll be back. - The Terminator

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

The best way to knock the chip off your neighbor's shoulder is to pat him on the back. - Unknown

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield


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