Baby iMac
How an iMac is born
Race to the finish line...
QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt