QuotaBillsBabies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett
Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold