QuotaBillsLife is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb
A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne
He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon