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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason. - Andre Gide

Perhaps the main reason being optimistic is worthwhile is that it simply feels better. - Susan Vaughan

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot are fools, and those who dare not are slaves. - George Gordon

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

I just want you to know that you're very special… and the only reason I'm telling you is that I don't know if anyone else ever has. - Stephen Chbosky


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