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As We Get Old

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

For every good reason there is to lie, there is a better reason to tell the truth. - Bo Bennett

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly. - Michel de Montaigne

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. - Oscar Wilde


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