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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything. - Jerry Brown

If they hadn't landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. - Mark Twain

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. - Ben Goldacre

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all, and others to persecute those who reason. - Voltaire

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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