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Technology has to be invented or adopted. - Jared Diamond

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

We now expect more from technology and less from each other. - Sherry Turkle

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Technology is anything that wasn't around when you were born. - Alan Kay

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C Clarke

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. - R Buckminster Fuller

The multiplication force of technology on cognitive differences is massive. - Jordan Peterson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The story-making process enables us to simplify complex information into the core essence of understanding. - Yiannis Gabriel

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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