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So much technology, so little talent. - Vernor Vinge

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable. - Joseph Krutch

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The story-making process enables us to simplify complex information into the core essence of understanding. - Yiannis Gabriel

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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