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Our technology forces us to live mythically. - Marshall McLuhan

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

Technology is unlocking the innate compassion we have for our fellow human beings. - Bill Gates

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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