Apology to Potential Criminals

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White