Apology to Potential Criminals

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim