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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen


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