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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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