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Ant Strength

Holding on for all you've got

Ant Strength thanks to Jim Serritella

Lifting exercises - one stone at a time

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


Head Butt

World Cup Elephant

Alternative To Spanking

That Takes Some Skill

The Ass Family

Kids Meal

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk

A Foot Of Sun

Sushi Spine

Police Targeting

Happy Bird's Eye UU

Moose Parking

Glassman

Paint Pants

World Cup Attention Getter

Fear Of Light

Bird Condo

Very Cold Beer

Seniors Bike Club

Watching The World Cup

Friendly BBQ Reminder

Geek Piano

Ugly Haircut

XL Safety Shoes