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Changing preference for travel in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

Amish Segway thanks to Keith Blake

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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