QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb
Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour
Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke