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Changing preference for travel in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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