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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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