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Always Give 100% At Work

Productivity incentives that work

Always Give 100% At Work thanks to Barry McCartney

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Until I die, I'm going to keep doing. My people need me. They need somebody that's not taking from them and is giving them something. - Clara McBride Hale

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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