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Always Give 100% At Work

Productivity incentives that work

Always Give 100% At Work thanks to Barry McCartney

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. - Andre Gide

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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