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Always Give 100% At Work

Productivity incentives that work

Always Give 100% At Work thanks to Barry McCartney

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

No one has ever become poor by giving. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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