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Always Give 100% At Work

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment. - Jean De La Bruyère

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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