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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Giving back to society and community enriches our lives, making it a double blessing. - Kellie Sullivan

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Giving up at something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn't giving up at all, it's growing up. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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