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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Taking Control of your living room

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

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I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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