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Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren