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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

Taking Control of your living room

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Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Delete the adjectives and you'll have the facts. - Harper Lee

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada


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