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Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. - Tommy Cooper

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie