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Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows

Preparing for a visit from the Copy Paste twins

Alt-Ctrl-Del Pillows thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

Taking Control of your living room

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Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

The more we value things outside our control, the less control we have. - Marcus Aurelius

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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