Alligator Ice
Chomping at the bit for Spring to come
Shaping seasonal scenery
QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky