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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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