Alaska Phone Booth

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown