QuotaBillsI always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump