Alaska Phone Booth

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump