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Aircraft Identification

USAF guide to spotting insurgent aircraft

Aircraft Identification thanks to Keith Blake

I think it might be a weather balloon

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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