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Air Force Pilots

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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