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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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