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African Airstrip

Why Africa Air wasn't cleared for landing on the runway

African Airstrip thanks to Keith Blake

Waiting in line for the next food shipment

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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