Affordable Prairie Living

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers