Affordable Prairie Living

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin