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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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