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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Flour: A word by any other name would smell as wheat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. - J P Morgan

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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