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Advice For Married Men

Never laugh at your wife's choices

Advice For Married Men thanks to Roy Bishop

The painful truth

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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J Hudson Taylor

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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