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Advice For Married Men

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Advice For Married Men thanks to Roy Bishop

The painful truth

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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