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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw

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Advantage of an Extra Long Straw thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Putting the last straw forward

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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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