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Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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