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Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

Acoustic Hearing Aids thanks to Mike King

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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