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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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