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Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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