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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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