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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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