Ab Enhancer
Take my ab-vice - this exercise machine kicks butt
Are you a pseudo-athlete?
QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher
The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali