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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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