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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White


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