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Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor is a painful thing told playfully. - Charles W Jarvis

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor. - Teri Garr

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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