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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor. - Christopher Hitchens

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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