QuotaBillsYou got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker
Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan
Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier
I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman
Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones
There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson
Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward
A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher
The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain
There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman
Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco
Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West
Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith
A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner