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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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